It’s interesting to see how these proposals map out chronologically when you lay them on a timeline. The Mermaid diagram someone shared shows them being suggested almost daily in April 1867, one after another, before Canada was finally settled on. That hurried pace tells me the founders were scrambling to find something that would stick—something with enough gravitas to unify a scattered set of colonies without sounding too grandiose or too provincial.
NorthernLightsFan, I get the appeal of Aquilonia. It does sound noble and watery, and it would have given us a name that starts with ‘A’—always a bonus for being first on alphabetical lists. But PrairieRider makes a solid point about practicality. ‘Aquilonia’ feels like it belongs in a Robert E. Howard story (it actually is from the Conan universe, funnily enough). Imagine filling out a customs form with that, or trying to spell it over a crackling radio. ‘Efisga’ and ‘Tuponia’ are just nonstarters, though I do find it amusing that ‘Efisga’ is basically an acronym for “England, France, Ireland, Scotland, Germany, and…” something? That’s a stretch.
What I think gets overlooked is that ‘Canada’ itself wasn’t a clean slate either. It comes from the Huron-Iroquois word ‘kanata’ meaning “village” or “settlement”. That groundedness—the name of a real place, not a Latin invention—probably helped it survive. The other names are mostly derived from Latin or Greek roots (Aquila, Boreas, Ursa, etc.), which makes them feel detached from the land itself. Canada, by contrast, ties back to the indigenous geography, even if the spelling got anglicized. That’s a deeper connection than any of the alternatives could offer.
Victorialand would have been too on-the-nose loyalist, and Superior would have invited endless jokes about inferiority. Laurentia might have worked if we wanted to sound like a geological era. And Hochelaga? Already taken by a neighbourhood in Montreal, as PrairieRider mentioned, so that would’ve been confusing.
In the end, I think the founders made the pragmatic call. A name that was already in common use, indigenous in origin, and short enough to fit on a stamp. No regrets here.